Grumpy Bulldog's "The Bah Humbug Blahg Fest"

The 12 Things I Hate About the Holidays:

 

 

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a Christmas display in August.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a woman with pepper spray.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a BMW backing into me.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, children asking for toys.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, Holiday Fruitcake!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a debate over "Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays"
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a homeless man telling me to "Fuck Off" when I buy him McDonalds.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a psycho knocking me to the floor on Black Friday.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a thief taking presents from my trunk.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a Santa with a bad attitude at the mall.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, $3500 worth of car repairs.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the commercial with dying African children.

All right, I tried to be cute; but all these things really do bug me - and I'm fully prepared to accept the fact that this makes me a bad person.  I really enjoyed this blog fest, it allowed me to put on my grumpy hat for a while!  Check out the host of this fantastic "Grump-fest" here.